I am so proud of myself, yet again. I could not have planned a cleaning spree better. I busted my lovely lady humps (in the back and in the front) loading the dishwasher and unloading the dishwasher, cooking dinner in my new bean pot from Celebrating Home, then re-loading the dishwasher and then I made cookies! This was over a 10 hour period, but I don’t care! On some sub-human level I must have realized that my parents were going to plan a surprise visit today. My daughter and I also have a lunch date today with a friend and her daughter (hence the cookie baking) for mac and cheese and weenies. Unfortunately, I forgot the roofers were coming today so while I got in the shower at 9 am, upon exiting I heard the doorbell ring. By the time I made it to answering the door, they were already scraping away on my roof. What if they’d had the wrong house? I had to move my van out of the driveway and could feel eyes on me. Must be my lovely lady humps. Delusional? Maybe. I now wish they’d had the wrong house. The pounding is starting to get to me. My almost-three-year-old is sleeping through it, but I can hear Leia (our American Eskimo) pacing in the kitchen. She has three three-week-old puppies. I just posted a photo of them (I think). Back to the roofers, I should have made an appointment in my phone because this Fibro-brain I have sucks. Now that I’ve written that, I’m having a hard time coming up with anything else. Okay, fine. I’m sorry I said you suck Fibro-brain. But you do, for the record. Suck. Hard core. I made myself giggle with that one. Now I can put “suck” and “hard core” as tag words. How many followers will that get me? I wish I could take a poll: “Please check the appropriate box below. You started following Fibronaut at Home as a result of the following tags a. suck or b. hard core.” How about “lovely lady humps”? Who knew blogging could be so fun?
Lovely Lady Humpsby csgomez79 on April 16, 2012